WARNING: If you are offended by images of cocks, you are going to be offended by images of cocks in this blog. Then again, if you are offended by images of cock maybe you shouldn’t be watching porn at all (or just stick to Girl/Girl – yawn, snooze, zzzzzzzzzzzzz!). Anyway, moving on… For most REAL men (surely ALL REAL men) the perfect night in consists of: A. House to oneself B. Ensconced in his dimly lit man cave / bate den / wank room / jizz hut C. Naked D. Legs spread E. Rock hard cock in hand F. Surrounded by sleazy, perverted, fucked-up porn – strictly no vanilla allowed and Читать далее
Porn Matters - Justice For Tory At Last
Rejoice, rejoice. Just when I thought 2016 couldn’t get any better, it has. It has been a long time CUMing but finally justice has been done – AVN have just announced that Tory Lane has been inducted into their prestigious Hall of Fame. Read all about it here : https://avn.com/business/articles/video/class-of-2017-the-new-inductees-into-the-avn-hall-of-fame-707363.html Why it took so long is a mystery for many of us (some of you will know that Sexist and I have been banging on about this subject for a long time). But that is all in the past now. Finally one of the hottest, most hard workin Читать далее
Porn Matters - AVN Awards Vote
So it is nearly that time of year again, the annual AVN Awards – the Oscars of the porn industry - where (hopefully) the hottest talent in porn will be acknowledged for their efforts in helping drain our balls throughout 2016. You can vote for your top stroke-inducing favourites here: https://avn.com/awards/voting/favorite-female-performer I have already done so (being given the opportunity to cast five votes in each category). So here’s how I voted… Favourite Female Porn Star Category I voted for… Adriana Chechik http://hardsexerotica.com/hardx//wp-conten Читать далее
Porn Matters - The New Pornographers
Larry Flynt, John Stagliano, Christoph Clarke, Rocco Siffredi, Jules Jordan, Jonni Darkko, Jake Malone. Just some of the great pornographers of the last 25 years. These men have blazed a trail for hard core sleaze. They have shifted the dial from vanilla to hard core - and into the bargain they have sucked more and more red blo0ded REAL men into the world of gaping ass holes, stretched cunts and cum covered faces. http://66.media.tumblr.com/47d4f282b28afd1ade5ae38db18f5046/ Читать далее
Porn Matters - Feeding Our Addiction
This is a bit of a rambling blog. But hopefully it will make some sense and, perhaps, even reflect the views and experiences of some readers. As porn fans, we are always looking for the next sleazy high. The more we watch porn the more demanding we become of it. Time was a girl-on-girl scene may have done it for us. A hot plastic whore taking cock in her shaved cunt was enough. Anal was still sufficiently taboo t Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Tuesday 13.10.15 (200 & Ou
Today is the 200th ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ – and the last. Having reached this significant milestone it seems an appropriate time to bring the curtain down on my small and insignificant contribution to the pages of XHamster. I have thoroughly enjoyed cuming up with the ideas. Most of them were, of course, ridiculous (apart from my idea to launch a porn pen which will surely cum to pass one day)… …but whatever the ideas were, they allowed me to post some wonderful, hard cor Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Monday 12.10.15 (Porn Wills)
Today’s porn idea is that Xhamster sets up a ‘Porn Wills Service'. This would allow porn perverts, like us, to bequeath the porn we have diligently and lovingly collected over the years to worthy individuals that we have identified on this site once we have met our grizzly end. So I can leave all my Jules Jordan filth to Dirtyflits Paulo324 can leave his throated flicks to Bukkakeslutsforever Dp-lover can leave his double fucked Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Sunday 11.10.15 (Hispanics)
'National Hispanic Heritage Month' ends on 15 October. So today's porn idea is that, before that date, we all take the time to drain our balls to a hot, hard core, cunt stretching, ass gaped Hispanic whore. Maybe one of these... http://hotfranceskajaimes.com/file Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Saturday 10.10.15 (Sandra Roma
Sandra Romain sets up the 'Sandra Romain DAP Academy'. The school will teach young, hot, aspiring porn whores how to go the extra mile to get REAL men off. Sandra will teach all the leasons! http://y2.pichunter.com/3308526_9_o.jp Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Friday 09.10.15 (Golden Ticket
As many of you know, I wrote the book ‘Charlie And The Chocolate Factory’. What you may not have known is that in the original draft of the book (entitled 'Charlie And The Porn Whore Factory') a large confectionery manufacturer – think Hershey's or Cadbury’s – allowed the winner of the golden ticket to fuck a different porn star each month for a year. Something along the following lines: January: February: Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Thursday 08.10.15 (Fuck A Whor
Unlike Sexistpigpornadict, most men never get the opportunity to fuck a porn star. Here are just a few of the whores that Sexist has been lucky enough to bury his dick deep inside: Kelly Wells Audrey Hollander Hillary Scott Mia Rose http://tcdn04.yobt.com/content/ Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Wednesday 07.10.15 (Plastic)
This week in the UK stores have become legally obliged to charge customers for every plastic bag they use when purchasing groceries etc. This rip-off has been implemented thanks to campaigning by boring environmentalist tree-huggers who claim there is a negative environmental impact from discarded bags. This has been widely condemned (by me) as an outrage Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Tuesday 06.10.15 (Cum Rags)
The desire to drain our balls to hard core, sleazy, fucked-up porn is an uncontrollable and natural need for all REAL men. Therefore, cum rags should be heavily subsidised by the State. The money we save can go towards buying more hard core, sleazy, fucked-up porn, a bit like this. http://explodeherholes.com/uploads/posts/2013-08/1376066680_hardcore-gangbang-beretta-james-gang-bang-group-sex- http://imagesporn.peepholis Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Monday 05.10.15 (Full Scenes)
I have never uploaded any film content to this site – therefore I really should be the last to criticise those that do. However, here goes! Today's porn idea is that Only FULL scenes should be uploaded onto XHamster. I will rarely, if ever, watch a scene that ‘starts’ half way through. Here are some examples: http://ru.xhamstervideo.net/movies/3108946/nasty_ass_nymphos_down_for_tha_dp_fucking_vol.9_by_ftw88.html - great scene, but wouldn’t it be even better if we got to see the whole thing?! http://ru.xhamstervideo.net/movies/3096047/nympho_maniac_down_always_down_for_tha_dp_vol.2_by_ftw88.html - wh Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Sunday 04.10.15 (Abella Danger
Since bursting onto the porn scene, Abella Danger has shown great promise. She is hot... She has a great ass... She has cute, natural, teen-like tits... She has a hot cunt... https://content.newbrazzers.com/8693_-_Abellas_Ass_Is_In_Danger/Abella%20Danger_Abellas%20Ass%20Is%20In%20 Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Saturday 03.10.15 (Work Porn)
Companies should be legally obliged to undertake random checks of staff members computers. Any man that is found not to have searched for porn in the last 24 hours is immediately dismissed. Those that have downloaded the most porn are promoted. http://www.ubnc.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/USA-American-Village-top-sex-images-USA-Village-official-girls-top-it Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Friday 02.10.15 (Nina Hartley)
Nina Hartley has been getting fucked on camera for many years... And she still occasionally gets fucked on camera... But I have never drained my balls t Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Thursday 01.10.15 (Putin)
Vladimir Putin is a horrible cunt. Today's porn idea is that he is replaced by a much nicer cunt. Anyone of these tight holes would do the job in fact... http://fulleroticporn.peepholist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ Читать далее
A Porn Idea A Day - Wednesday 30.09.15 (Tory Birth
It is Tory Lane's birthday today. In my opinion, which frankly is all that counts, Tory is the greatest porn whore ever to grace our laptop screens. At the height of her career she was simply unbeatable. Great face, fantastic fake tits, hot ass, gorgeous cunt and insatiable appetite for cock. So today's porn idea is a simple one. Let's all blow a load to a Tory scene. Happy birthday Tory (I will be over shortly to take you to Panda Express for a gorgeous no expense spared meal). http: Читать далее